How much is that tiny hat?

So, why don't I live at the beach? I really do love to watch the waves of the ocean crash on shore. I wouldn't mind another free trip to the beach if anyone wants to take me or just send the funds for me to go by myself, that's cool too! :o)

My new "thing" I've decided to make my "new thing" is working the words "tiny hats" into any conversation as much as possible. So far I'm doing a far job of annoying anyone I meet with it but I do feel it could be turned up a notch, for effect and all. Such as... Start off by telling something about your ingrown toe nail and then towards the end of your story, tell them that if it weren't for your tiny hat you would've really missed the prom.. and then walk away leaving them with a blank stare and a mind of "huh's."